What! Not Again!?

When Insults Had Class

2007-05-04T08:09:00.000-07:00

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend... If you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...

followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is
one."
-- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?"
-- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party,
"Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
"Winston replied,
"Madam if I were your husband I would drink it

Colour and Colourless

2007-04-23T02:00:00.000-07:00

I took this picture 2 months ago i guess. Well, took it with my web cam..
It's ok i guess.

But lately,I see many people who like to convert their colourful images to a
Black & White
one.. which also known as Colourless images!
So I tried converting mine too!
Can anyone please comment on the difference on this two images?
Are they the same? Or they give you some different kind of mood or atmosphere?
Please comment =)

Jokes that insult blondes

2007-04-20T01:24:00.000-07:00

hi!! i have found some jokes from a site which everything insults blondes.
As you know,blondes are also " So-called-dummies".. So,of course they are dumb.
read the jokes below! I'm sure one or more will make you laugh!

1)Soda Machine

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out of the machine!

She continues doing that until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "(Yah right)! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

2)Overweight

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Wow, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

3)I want to buy that!

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

4)Search for a dead bird

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

5)She deserves first class ...

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

6)Blonde's kidnapping

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

One Utama(1U)

2007-04-12T06:34:00.000-07:00

1 Utama, also unofficially known as One Utama, is a popular shopping mall in Bandar Utama, a suburb of Petaling Jaya, Malaysia operated and developed by Bandar Utama City Centre Sdn Bhd. Its gross built-up area totals 5 million square feet, and it is one of the top shopping centres in Malaysia. The new extension of the mall (popularly known as the New Wing) was opened in December 2003 and was officially opened by the Sultan of Selangor, HRH Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah on April 2, 2004.

Everyone loves 1u, actually not everyone. But I love it, So do my friends!
So I always hang out with them at 1U.No doubts that their Golden Screen Cinema(GSC)
is cool that it attracted most of the shoppers,including all ages.

There are roughly 60,000 to 90,000 visitors every weekday, and as many as 120,000 on weekends according to the management. Its occupancy rate is 98%.This is higher than Centrepoint, a competing mall in the same township. Further away, in the adjacent township, are malls such as The Curve, Ikea, Cathay Cineleisure with 10 screens under Mega Pavilion and Ikano, all trying to cash in on the success of 1 Utama and Centrepoint.

And as for Aunties and Uncles who like to shop for groceries can go to Giant or Jusco. 1U covers most of the popular shops like starbucks,MPH,fcuk,all the fast food stalls, and many many MORE!

I am lazy to post about "How To Get There?"
so there is a link here about it http://www.1utama.com.my/howtogethere.aspx
i'll tell you what,just get a taxi and say, " 1 Utama,please!"
and you will get to enjoy the excitement there !

Why are friends important??

2007-04-07T07:36:00.000-07:00

Thanks for Being My Friend,

The good.The Bad.The Ugly

2007-04-07T07:34:00.000-07:00

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

hehe... just some jokes ... have a happy day ya!!!

Jim & Edna

2007-04-07T07:32:00.000-07:00

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved
him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." "How soon can I go home?"

Malaysia's Charmed-in progress

2007-04-06T08:32:00.000-07:00

Since form 1, I am addicted to charmed !
Unfortunately, things didn't went well and i miss all of the seasons!!!!!
So sad, now I have to download n watch, download n watch.
What a waste of time =(

BUT TODAY!
I am making my own charmed movie, in Malaysia..Indeed!
Here are some short videos that i have tried using the program and it works quite well =)

Video 1:
I as Charmed's Piper Halliwell,was attacked by a demon.
But i managed to vanquish it!

Video 2:
I as charmed's Piper Halliwell again,was attacked again by some
weird fire ball, which doesn't looks like one!
Nvm, i exploded it anyway!

Enjoy!!

Imvu-Sign up today!

2007-04-01T01:56:00.001-07:00

IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat

Sometimes...

2007-03-27T08:47:00.000-07:00

Sometimes we'll just have to let go,
eventhough our hands ask to hold on...
Sometimes we'll have to say no,
although our mind is against it...

For what? For the sake of yourself? Or others?

Sometimes we'll have to face the fact,
eventhough the pain it brings...
Sometimes we'll have to undo things,
although it's forceful...

Why?? For your own happiness? Or for others?

Sometimes we'll have to work hard,
eventhough we're exhausted...
Sometimes we'll have to sacrifice,
although it's hard for you to believe it..

For what? Com'on,tell me.. why??
For your own satisfaction? Or for others...

The word "FUCK"

2007-03-27T05:56:00.000-07:00

Fuck is an English word which, as a verb, literally means to engage in sexual intercourse.In the modern English-speaking world, the word "fuck" is often considered highly offensive.

Modern Usage
The sexual connotation, usually connected to masturbation (in the case of "fuck yourself") is invoked to incite additional disgust, but has nothing to do with the matter of discussion. For example, "Fuck that!" or "Fuck no!"

Examples:
Conversation 1
Joshua:I am the fucking man.
Jossie:Oh!Don't fucking mention that man!
Joshua:None of your fucking business!Shut the fuck up!
Jossie:Fuck! I'll be fuck-off then! Fuck you!

Conversation 2
Boobs:You're one smart fucker!
Dick:Too bad! You're not the fucking bitch...
Boobs:Ya,fucking sad !
Dick:It's ok,I am gonna fucking shoot on you soon...

Conversation 3
Daughter:I got fucked!
Mum:Oh..I guess you really got fucked?
Who's the fucker?
Daughter:He's my FUCKING dad!!!
Mum:What the FUCK!
I am so gonna fuck that fucker!!
Daughter:Mum,do you need me to get you some fucking condoms?

Well,the word "fuck" isn't just used for conversation.
but song's lyrics too...

An example of the flexibility of use of fuck is the song "Mercyfuck" (1998) by the singer/songwriter Mary Prankster:

I wish I could fuck all my sorrow away
And fuck 'til the dawn of the next fucking day
Fuck the chorus and verse, fuck the pain getting worse
Fuck it all 'til I burn
I wish I could fuck so and so's dad 'til you see
I'm the worst fuck-up in all history
Fuck your image and mine, fuck your limp valentine
Fuck it all 'til I learn
______________________________________
HISTORY OF FUCK

Variant #1
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Variant #2
The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words

'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.

Variant #3
I always heard that "F.U.C.K." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated FUCK and stuck.

Well,that's it. What do you think?

Life without Internet

2007-03-26T23:59:00.000-07:00

I seriously can not live without Internet!

1)Can not block Nicholas Leng's Msn.
2)Can not make stupid videos and post into youtube
3)Online game won't exist!(sad for dota players)
4)Can not kill my boredom
5)Can not nudge Nicholas Leng
6)Have to send "email" with own hand writing
7)Can not send and share project's answers
8)Can not download anything(originals are way too expensive)
9)Will cause many suicides to happen
10)Can not search for porn
saying this for others, not me.

Hershey's & Cadbury

2007-03-26T07:49:00.001-07:00

Nowadays,chocolates have became one of the favourite snack of all,even,MYSELF LOVE THEM TOO!!

Let's start with Hershey's...
Hershey's has got a lot of chocolate products!!

1)For years, this chocolate bar has simply been making people happy. Whatever flavor you choose - HERSHEY’S milk chocolate, HERSHEY’S milk chocolate with almonds, SPECIAL DARK chocolate, or HERSHEY’S COOKIES ‘N’ CRÈME - you’ll be treating yourself to a delicious classic.

2)HERSHEY’S KISSABLES Brand Chocolate Candies are miniature HERSHEY’S KISSES Brand Chocolates coated with a colorful candy shell for eat-able, treat-able, here-able, there-able, unpredictable fun!

3)HERSHEY’S KISSES brand chocolates, with their unique shape and foil wrap, are truly a Malaysian favorite.

4)WOW! I totally support this!
-KIT KAT wafer bar is a simple, uncomplicated chocolate candy that lets you live on the light side of life. It has light, crispy wafers in chocolate that complement your lighthearted, positive approach to life.

5)Bite-size milk chocolate-covered caramels, MILK DUDS candy is a perfect snack for a night at the movies or anytime! This is nice too!!

6)Dark Chocolate..I don't really like them,but since most of the people like it.
I will post about it.SPECIAL DARK mildly sweet dark chocolates are available in a variety of forms and sizes, nearly everywhere HERSHEY'S chocolate is sold.
_________________________________________
Cadbury

Products
1)Cadbury Dairy Milk
With a glass and a half of full cream milk in every 250g bar!!

2)Double Decker
Two layers of crispy cereals and nougatine wrapped in delicious Cadbury chocolate.

3)Crunchie
A golden honeycomb centre surrounded by delicious Cadbury chocolate.

5)Cadbury Creme Egg

6)Milk Tray
The finest milk chocolate assortment, nothing else comes close to the magic of a box of milk tray.

7)Picnic
Crispy wafer and chewy caramel covered in peanuts, raisins and Cadbury milk chocolate.

8)Cadbury Hot Chocolate
There are numerous ways to enjoy Cadbury Hot Chocolate!

well that's it! Just a beginner blogger..please comment =)

Grey Life

2007-03-26T01:05:00.000-07:00

Am I abnormal...I ask myself...

No matter where I go,or who I see.
I'm insulted and mocked by many,
but I never share my feelings,not even close ones.
For I believe that,there are none who understand...
My emotions and feelings have been set to rest,
ever since that fateful day,
and my life has never followed my way...
The colours I see before my eyes,
seemed pretty and nice,
but I never enjoyed the sight in anyway...
For my life has always been grey,
grey is what I am......

UEFA Champions League Throphy

2007-03-25T05:28:00.000-07:00

Today I went to The Curve because my cousin had answered some questions through smsing,and he was one of the chosen one who can go and touch the UEFA Champions League Trophy! Of course! Me and my parents were invited to go with him.

We started the day with eating sandwiches at O'Brien.Soon after the tasty breakfast,we went to MPH and bought some books.Satisfaction started to reduce and my cousin said:"Why not we go have our lunch,before we go to the exhibition?"
We all agreed with him ! We went to.. " Kluang something.." and the food there was not bad.After that.. we rushed to the event.

My cousin's girlfriend and my Mum
They were so excited that they straight away took this photo when we reached there.

TheUEFA Champions League Trophy!!!

UEFA Champions League Trophy Tour
It is no secret that the UEFA Champions League is followed all around the world - the trophy has travelled out to Asia for the first time for a six-week tour.

Tour
The UEFA Champions League Trophy Tour - presented by sponsors Heineken - kicked off on 23 February in the Japanese capital Tokyo, and then took in Jakarta (Indonesia,
1-4 March). It moved on to Hong Kong (China, 16-18 March), Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia, 22-25 March), and the Thai cities of Bangkok (30 March-1 April) and Pattaya (6-8 April), celebrating Europe's premier club competition - while also highlighting the huge interest in football in that region.

It was awesome! I got to take this picture!

My cousin & his girlfriend

My cousin,he look excited.

What a long "Foosball Board Game"?

And i found some other things there too

Zodiac Killer

2007-03-22T04:30:00.000-07:00

Hi.. since this is my first post..

I will talk about the Zodiac Killer !

The Zodiac Killer was a serial killer who operated in Northern California for ten months in the late 1960s. He coined his name in a series of taunting letters he sent to the press until 1974. His letters included four cryptograms, three of which have yet to be solved.

The Zodiac murdered five known victims in Benicia, Vallejo, Lake Berryessa, and San Francisco between December 1968 and October 1969. Four men and three women between the ages of 16 and 29 were targeted. Others have been inconclusively proposed to be Zodiac victims as well.

The killer's identity remains unknown. The San Francisco Police Department marked its investigation "inactive" in April 2004 and reopened it some time before March 2007. The case remains open in other jurisdictions as well.

But as i read the book, it said he has killed up to 50 ppl?

This is the look of the Zodiac!

If u see someone like this man in Malaysia, approach him and ask him whether is he the Zodiac killer or not ok?

I don't want to tell you guys much about it, because it is better that u read the book yourself ,

It is the book written by Robert Graysmith..

Ahaha.. i actually have the book, i bought it from MPH around January 2007,and i have finished reading it already.

Therefore,if anyone that is interested in reading it, can come and look for me,I am 5Kemboja,SmkTaman Sea =)

..But if for those who find reading sucks. Its ok!!!

The upcoming film about the Zodiac Killer is coming out soon!! this year 2007!!!

and this is the Movie's trailer!

seems interesting isn't??

I found these web sites too

http://www.zodiackiller.com
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/zodiac/river_1.html

And this is the website about the zodiac killer's letters

http://www.zodiackiller.com/Letters.html

it has the details about it too!!

I think that's all, and if you are kind, invite me along for the movie !!!!! XD juz joking

-posted by "Slimmy" - Euson -